Only 30% of women are able to achieve orgasm from intercourse alone

Those were the findings of a study conducted by Dr. Sherie Hite in the Hite Report on Female Sexuality, a survey of over 3,000 women. Incidentally enough, this same survey also found that almost all of these women WERE able to achieve orgasm through masturbation. So there was probably nothing physically wrong with them keeping them from orgasm.
Cheryl and I are starting a business on November 7, and we are hoping to revolutionize life for those 70% of women who are not receiving the many physical, mental, and social benefits of orgasm. We are going to start making available for sale and rent, initially in Jonesboro, Arkansas, but ultimately universally, the Sybian. This is considered by many to be the best vibrator ever made for giving women orgasms.
I want to start off here by introducing ourselves, and then move on to telling how a housewife, and a box maker plan to become millionaires by renting vibrators.
My name is Dan Lakey, and the lovely lady I am married to...well I call her boo, baby, or anything else she wants me to call her, but everyone else calls her Cheryl. We have been on average very happily married for 15 years. You know, they say that if you stick your head in the oven and your feet in a bucket of water, on average you will be comfortable. Yes, we have had our ups and our downs, but the ups have always outlasted the downs. We have two lovely children, who for the next few years will in no way be associated with this business, enough said.
Speaking of ups and downs, I have to say that for the past 15 years our sex life has been fantastic. A man could not ask for better. There have been extremely few downs in our sex lives. As a matter of fact, we were trying to remember the other day when we first got together, just how many days in a row we had sex when we first got together. And the most accurate count we could come up with for sure was somewhere well past six months. And I would say that for a man of 42 and a woman of 40, married for 15 years, we have an extremely active and enthusiastic sex life.
Ok, so now you know we have sex alot, what else about us? How did we get the entrepreneurial bug and want to become Sybian sales people? Well believe it or not, I believe it began with our ancestors. Both of our families were small business owners for many years. Cheryl's business roots go all the way back to her grandparents who owned and operated a Lion Oil service station in Dardanelle, Arkansas. Here is a picture of him in his uniform. Her grandmother owned and operated a booming grocery store/delicatessen business which served the local community. It was very close to the Dardanelle High School, and all of the school kids would come to her store at lunch time for sandwiches. Unfortunately Cheryl's granny died just shortly after we met and I never had the opportunity to meet Mrs. Carter, but Cheryl has always assured me that I would have really liked her, and I believe she is probably right!
Well anyway, her grandmother and grandfather both owned stations, and then her Dad operated various service stations, and also owned a grocery store at one time. All of this in the Russellville/Dardanelle, Arkansas area.
Wow, this thing is getting really long really fast. I will go to the edited version, and then fill in the details in upcoming posts.
My family started out as farmers ( a small business owner), then my father was the first to move away from the farm move to California where he supported himself by running various businesses, including his own stamp vending machine route, which was apparently very popular back in the 1940-50's, because apparently he made a good living with it. he worked other jobs such as when he worked at Hughes Aircraft where he met my mom. Together they moved back her to Jonesboro, Arkansas where my father was born and raised. I was born shortly after, and my father bought a small neighborhood grocery store at this same time. This was 1963, and I was born a short time later. My dad continued to operate the grocery store until 1973 when he retired and sold the store to Bruce, of Bruce's Market Fame here in Jonesboro.
Fast forward through school, and two years of college, and working various full time jobs when I join the United States Navy, and become a Nuclear Power Machinist Mate. Yes they let this dumb country boy control a very large very powerful nuclear submarine. Ok so I didn't control it, but I did play a very small part in running it. I was aboard the USS Los Angeles (SSN-688) stationed in Pearl Harbor Hawaii. I was aboard the Los Angeles from 1984-1990.
Got out with an Honorable Discharge at the end of my 2nd enlistment in 1990, and moved to Russellville Arkansas to work at Arkansas Nuclear One in Russellville Arkansas, yes that's right the same Russellville that Cheryl is from. We met in February 1991, and were married a short three months later, but I have never regretted it once, and I don't think Cheryl has either. Especially if this business works like we think it will.
And that brings us to the business. The Sybian Empire Strikes Back!
Well, I am getting very sleepy, and I think I will make you wait until tomorrow to see how we came up with the idea for the business. And tell you how a simple question from Cheryl to Cynthia, the owner of Special Moments in Paragould, Arkansas became the seed that would one day grow into the conglomerate known as Electric Sensations...Ok so it's not a conglomerate yet, but you just stick around and watch us conglomerate.

see you tomorrow

Dan